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aquariusgod:

Gothic Description of Rising Signs

Aries: Every day is an exciting day. You run around the house with your dog. He thinks you’re funny. He’s the only one who thinks you’re funny. Yet, you smile.

Taurus: Getting dressed in the morning is your favorite part. You get up, brush your teeth, get dressed, stare in the mirror & point out the physical & emotional imperfections and go to work. You put your mascara on last so your coworkers do not know what you saw looking back at you in the mirror. You do not like it, but they seem to. You wonder how they get by with such low standards.

Gemini: You spend a moment screaming ontop of a trash can. You have no moved for hours. You chant your mantra, and hope they hear you. You want them to know you are not alone… yet you’re the only one screaming. No one has ever joined you, and they know only you feel so feverently towards these issues. Why is everyone so numb? You ask. You receive no answer, and decide to continue your chanting.

Cancer: Comfort comes in many forms, you think. Comfort comes in the arms of a loved one. Comfort is the love your pet has towards you. The soulless eyes of the demon in your bedroom. The hope in the eyes of a child, and the cross above your doorway. You wonder if the cross is what keeps him in your room.

Leo: You are the sun of your own, uninhabited universe. You give so much, for nothing. The worlds only stare back & ask why you would sacrafice so much. You have no answer; eventually, you turn cold.

Virgo: Today is Day 1,440 of your routine. You’ve been at this for several years now. Will she ever stop? People ask. Does she ever get tired? They wonder. No, and no. You think. You continue with your routine, finding comfort in the sound of your high heels hitting familiar tiles.

Libra: Yes! No… yes. Nope! Yeah! Nah.. they all stand infront of you, giving their own opinions on you, your body & mind. They tell you to smile. You smile. They tell you to sit, you sit. They tell you to laugh. You laugh. They ask you why you’d want to be alive. You don’t have an answer. You live your life for others too much to have an answer. They tell you to find one. An important, but impossible task for you.

Scorpio: You walk into the room and everyone looks toward you, but not at you. They avoid eye contact, as though if they meet your gaze you’ll turn them to stone. You know they are not wrong.

Sagittarius: The world is exciting to you. It has no limits. No boundries. Only they have boundries, you think. You aren’t sure who they is, but you know you don’t like them. They. They don’t like you either, you know. Not since you said you-know-what to you-know-who.

Capricorn: A teacher once told you to never let another kid bully you. That bully’s were just victims of other bully’s. That they took their power back, by taking the power of others. You took it to heart. You don’t know how, if you became the bully or if you simply just started helping people realize harsh truths. Either way, not many people like what you have to say about them.

Aquarius: You arrive to the party late, fashionably so. Exactly 1 hour past the time of typical entry. The room’s eyes immediately glue themselves to your outfit that hardly covers any of your skin. How exciting, they think. They wonder what crazy thing you’ll do next. You don’t even know the answer to the question.

Pisces: You forgot what the ground felt like after floating above it for years. Occasionally, the people who stayed upon it called you down, asking for your love, your imagination & your hope. They told you they wanted to be your friend. They lied. They wanted the parts of your mind that allowed you to fly… why did you give it to them?

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anangelfalls:

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noun
a homesickness for a home you can not return to or a home that never was.

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canvasofthecosmos:

Traits I’ve noticed in the rising signs I’ve met

Aries  
Catchphrase: “Another Day in Paradise.” A lot of head shaking- pretty much uses their heads to point to objects and communicate in general, hates wasting their breath. First ones to get frustrated when confronted by any obstacles. Firm believer that if you want it done right, do it yourself. Starts a new hobby every few months then gets bored and goes on to the next. Wants SO BADLY for someone to be their gym buddy. Actually just wants everyone to be their friend, they talk to strangers like they’ve known them for years. Falls asleep instantly but also wakes up a lot in the middle of the night. Already thinking of what to get into after this.
Taurus
Catchphrase: “Hold your horses.” Slow but sure footing, maintains eye contact, knows when to raise their voice. Moves like they have a weight on their shoulders. Just wants to get everything out of the way all at once so they end up furiously multitasking. Actually, probably winds up finishing everything at once because they procrastinated too long. During the times they should be catching up on work, they can probably be found doodling, trying to form a band or cooking. Tries to pull all-nighters because they even procrastinate in going to bed, then gives up some time after 3 am and oversleeps that morning. Gets new clothes and then proceeds to wear their staple sweatshirt for the next month regardless.
Gemini
Catchphrase: Whatever their favorite meme is at the moment. Will Stare You Down with such intent that you think they have beef, but it’s cause they either heard a story about you through the grapevine or just think you’re cute. Will find any excuse to make small talk. Probably talked to you once in passing and now always stops to chat when they see you. Great writers because they LOVE gossip almost as much as practical jokes, preferring to sit back and watch the magic unfold before them. Most likely to get yelled at by a teacher in grade school because they were nose deep in a novel in the middle of a lesson. Takes at least one (1) different personality test online a day. Lays in bed staring at the ceiling for at least an hour before they finally fall asleep. Signs of aging cease at the ripe age of 12.
Cancer
Catchphrase: “What do you mEan.” Tend to have rounder features, therefore more insecure about their weight even when they’re perfectly healthy. Fueled entirely by emotional fulfillment. You can tell EXACTLY how they’re feeling just by looking at them. Loves to baby anything they can, especially small pets. Always has like 3 candles burning at once. Has 1 tapestry per wall of their room/house. Their clothes look SO comfy but so stylish?? Try hards as kids but when they grow up, they shamelessly enjoy things that they pretended to hate when they were young. You can call them crying at any time of the day and they will come running with a wine bottle in one hand and a homemade meal in the other. Has to clean off their bed before they lay down every night not because its dirty but they have more pillows than one human could ever use at once. At least one of their parents, more likely their mom if they’re on good terms, will adopt all their friends as her additional children.
Leo
Catchphrase: “So…” (used to exaggerate, inquire, and to connect ideas, often all at once). I know that everyone says this but their hair is the first thing you see, there’s just so much how do you miss it?? So ready to party it has to be unhealthy. Will hug you and endearingly call you bitch within 5 minutes of knowing them. Ready to start so much shit at any time (air signs love em because they can just stand a safe distance away and take it all in) but eventually they or (more likely) the Offender gives in and it’s all good… for now. Heart on their sleeve 24/7. Needs to set the stage of their life all the time and has a playlist for every Mood, which means at least 40. A walking, talking advertisement for their favorite things- #1 hype man/wing man. Loves to sleep, will sleep through any/accidentally turn alarms off instead of snooze them so they have to set 5-10 at least. Will stay in bed as long as possible, and are very rarely morning people. Most likely to rock bangs and pigtails into adulthood. At least half of their possessions are holographic/glittery/light-up.
Virgo Rising
Catchphrase: “It’s no problem.” Chuckles to themselves often because they pick up on the weirdest little details around them. The only time their hands aren’t busy fiddling with something is when they sleep. Seem mad shy at first but will dissolve tension in an instant with a wisecrack. Thrives in awkward situations and uses these opportunities to make friends. Makes things uncomfortable on purpose to watch people squirm. First person in the room to speak up about something and show initiative in projects. Probably fluent in technology, a trade like mechanics, culinary arts or cosmetology, or at least one instrument. Animal whisperers, probably has a couple cats and some fish. Still learning how to get their lives together. Only warning signs before they snap is a split second of frustrated silence. Drawing skills were enhanced the most during grade school because they drew on every surface their little hands could get to.
Libra Rising
Catchphrase: Probably whatever their friends have greeted them the most with this week. Desperate to connect, so they’ll talk about pretty much anything and probably won’t be bothered by someone they recently met sitting thigh-to-thigh. Makes friends with gorgeous folks but also flocks to loud, outspoken people. Personality is different around different people. Least likely to talk about their family. Perpetually confused but still truckin’. Will talk about anything and everything and see both sides. Only plays devil’s advocate when they don’t care about a topic/point of view and just want you to shut up. Subconsciously acts differently depending on who they’re around. Presentation is mad ambiguous so not only can they easily pull off androgyny but they can somehow flaunt styles that are hard to pull off, and then look like they can be anywhere from 16 to 30 to boot?? Takes a long time to fall asleep because they want to get their life together and plan the most when its time to go to bed. 
Scorpio Rising
Catchphrase: -they don’t have one as they prefer to communicate solely with their eyes. Either you love them or your hate them. The longer you go without seeing them, the harder it is to recognize them next time you do. Try so hard to look big and scary and unapproachable as a defense mechanism. You only need to know them for a few days to realize that they’re actually HUGE softies. Makes smart-ass comments under their breath when you do something ridiculous because “they can’t help it.” That’s partially true, but mostly they really want you to hear their mumbling so that they don’t have to spell it out to you. Trust me, their backhanded remark you weren’t supposed to hear is much nicer then what they’ll say to your face when provoked. Other than this, they can communicate perfectly with only their eyes. Most likely to give the best advice that no one listens to, but also the least likely to listen to good advice themselves because they learn best from experience. Believes there’s a time and place for everything. Pretends to hate cuddling but snuggle in their sleep; sleeps under a minimum of 3 soft blankets with the fan going.
Sagittarius Rising
Catchphrase: “I Know, Right?” Either smiling like a fool because they’re completely oblivious or because they know something you don’t, it’s hard to tell. Probably has long legs, most likely to fill out as they age. Somehow always approachable bc they are going into everything with gusto. In matters regarding everything but themselves, they blindly trust everything and everyone around them. Turns everything into a joke. Annoyingly agreeable until they feel comfortable with you, at which point they go full know-it-all mode. They have no patience and once they reach their wits end, they will tell you exactly what’s on their mind and they don’t care who you think you are. Always finding trouble because they have no impulse control and no respect for authority. Once you get them on their soapbox there’s no escape. Can only sleep in total darkness, probably sleeps with a pillow on their face. When you find them asleep in their bed, you’ll wonder at first if they’re dead if you can even see them buried under the covers.
Capricorn Rising
Catchphrase: Anything sarcastic. Rushes through everything so they have more time to relax before they go to bed at 8 pm sharp. Prominent bone structure, especially cheekbones. Will drop everything to help even though their plate is full because they secretly care but will cover this up with complaints. Gives people they care about allowances of some kind, especially when they have more of something you want/need. Hardest rising to find self acceptance/love, but wind up the best at it. Faces adversity with dark humor. True personality is hidden behind at least a dozen masks. First of their friends to have a Finsta. Rare to find one without an addiction to coffee or cigarettes. Learned at a super young age how to cook for themselves. Most likely to be a latch-key kid. Buys everything online. Researches everything they partake in beforehand at least a week before. Likes to sleep early and wake up early so they don’t miss anything. Plans their next adventure when they try to sleep.
Aquarius Rising
Catchphrase: something cryptic under their breath that doesn’t make sense and can’t be translated to modern english. Looks more like their ancestors further up the family tree than their own parents. Has to be raise as many eyebrows as possible. Does everything in a backwards, roundabout way that makes sense to only them. Quickly figures out out all the possible outcomes of a situation, still goes for the most hair-brained route. Makes everything a meme. Weirdest taste in music and fashion, but somehow rocks it effortlessly. They know exactly the impact they have on others and uses it to their advantage. Considers themselves the mom friend. Gone at the first sign of emotional involvement. Attracts drama but denounces it as petty at the same time. Like Capricorn, it’s hard to find one that isn’t addicted to something that’s bad for them. Can only fall asleep if they feel like they accomplished something and made a difference that day, no matter how small. 
Pisces Rising
Catchphrase: “Livin’ the dream.” Really just wants to go home and dissolve. This is the hardest sign to guess, but once you get their birth time it all makes sense. Sad puppy eyes perk up and reflect everything you are when you have their attention. Consumes media you’ve never heard of. Probably came out of the womb knowing how to play an instrument. Escapism of choice is either drugs and alcohol or fantasy games/books/movies. Half the time it’s impossible to tell if they are currently messed up, hungover or just tired, but it’s always at least one of the three. Doesn’t realize how much people drain them until it’s too late. They try very hard to give it their all, but most of the time they’re running on a low energy reserve as-is. Ironically most awake at bedtime, daydreaming of something to give them hope and a reason to wake up in the morning.

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michonnegrimes:

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cat-cosplay:

Well?

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davidduchovny:

He’s an Oxford-educated psychologist.

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